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Article and English translation by Amonbofis, webmaster of
Tomb Raider, La Série
Image quotes are translated to English. Click the pictures to enlarge. The Quebec (French-Canadian) magazine 'Safarir' has done it again! In issue122 they published an article about her secret wedding with american actor Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey, Hollywood superstar, finally ties his destiny to Silicon Valley superstar, the heroine of the TOMB RAIDER video game, the pulpus Lara Croft. The couple got married in the highest secrecy. Even the guests didn't knew where the chapel was. So the couple got married in front of reverend Gonzalo and the chapel janitor, Stan Smith. Those who missed the ceremony shouldn't mind as a videocassette and a video game of the wedding will be soon on the market. 
Tell us about your wedding!Jim: It's the best day of today. At the exit of the chapel, Lara even had a tear in her eye. It was happiness? Lara: No, I just received a dawn confetti in the eye. Is there any chance for a baby? Lara: I'm proud to annonce that I'm four months pregnant and that, as it seems like, the child will be a girl. But a human and a bunch of pixels, we are afraid the child will be a mutant. Jim: If its the case, her nephews could call her auntie Mutan (laughs). The meeting Jim has met Lara during an electrical storm. I was a shocked: love at first sight! They secretely saw each other for three months before they took the secret decision to do a secret wedding. 
How where your firsts meetings?Lara: We met everywhere but always disguised, this way we where not alerting the paparazzis. I was a witch and Jim a squeleton. Problem is that most of the California's restaurants refuses to serve squeletons because it scares customers. So, we started to met in a graveyard. That until a freak began shooting us because he thought we were living deads. Imagine, we missed by that much to get married in a funeral home! But Jim, didn't you got married several times before? Jim: Oh you know, I'm a movie actor, I'm used to do the same scene ten times before its the right one. This time, there's no way that the rupture scenario happens again. Lara is the women of my life even if she's not a women! The best thing with Lara, is that if one night she refuses to do the dishes, I just have to phone her programmer who will correct this (laughs). Its not that I have a tendency to, but you can bet she'll never have the headache excuse. She's a kind of inflatable doll that I won't even have to inflate. This is not Jim Carrey's first virtual frequentation. In 1986, everyone remembers his engagement to Mrs.Pac-Man which abruptly ended when Jim surprised her eating a ghost. After the wedding, the couple has gone to Riven island for their honeymoon, which is in the middle of the 01101001110100101 ocean. |
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